What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

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share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is Meghan Markle struggling with her Hollywood connections?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What happen if all of a sudden a movie star decides to quit acting?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!